• Prologue: Igneous
• Prologue: M'K'Splswap
• Prologue: Amira
• Prologue: Doktor Meetslab
• Session One: Crash!
• Session One, Alternate Retelling: Insufficient Research Opportunities
• Session Two: The Tale of the Golden Box Weirdo
• Session Three: Thanks for the Ship, Weirdo
• Session Three Additional Retelling: The Departure of Amira
• Premature Epilogue: Amira
• Session Four: Time to Murder a Religion
• Session Five: The Stolen Heart
• Session Six: Scenes of Devastation
• Session Seven: Zombies and Demons
• Interlude: On the Nature of Ridable Space-Whales
• Session Eight: Human Gory
• Session Nine: Pillar of Existence
• Music Break: The Ballad of Dewey Scrubs
• Interlude: Genetics Research
• Belated Prologue: The Story of Samuel
• Session Ten: Unstable
• Session Eleven: Lost and Found
• Session Twelve: Bag of Fucks
• Session Thirteen: Strongest
• Session Fourteen: Size Differentials
• Inventory: All Remaining Bags
• Session Fifteen: Returning
• Editor's Note
• Epilogue: Igneous
• Epilogue: Doktor Meetslab