Music Break: The Ballad of Dewey Scrubs
Attend the tale of Dewey Scrubs.
He served on many ill-fated tubs.
Whatever turn the trip did take,
Ol' Dewey's courage never did break.
Not Dewey. Not Dewey Scrubs.
The dragon-slaying lance corporal.
Fling the grenades high, Dewey.
You will never die.
Now be done
With this dragon
To Warp she flies.
Dewey casting the drakes away.
Dewey coming to save the day!
By his grenades, materium seers.
He charges boldly where everyone fears.
Sort each body, each mangled foe.
Learn what only the wise can know!
Nothing can help. No one can hide you.
Isn't that Dewey there beside you?
Dewey. Dewey.
Dewey! Dewey!
SCRUBSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!